The Crazy Bird Artist.
Mike Yarema
Close your mouth idiot!
The "art" that I do came from frustration. I have
always had a love of cartoons. And wanted to draw
very much. But I sucked. The more and more
frustrated I got the worse my art became. Crazy
lines, Angry splatters. Until one day I painted this
bird.
I fell in love. He was so handsome, Regal,
crazy. I knew I had found my subject.
Unfortuatly I then discovered Ralph
Steadman. And Said,"CRAP!" This guy is
WAY better than me. But he didn't seem to
focus on birds. So I continued painting and
drawing Birds and hobo related art.
OH YES, THE HOBO!
Well to be honest,  when I say the word
"HOBO" I mean homeless begger. The true Hobo
is a traveler. But Hobos turn into Bums on
occasion. And I love the way "Hobo" sounds.
Way better than "bum". I am obsessed with
jerks that look completely healthy but insist
that you owe them something. Maybe I am just
jealous.  I wish I had no self respect. So I could
take some old ladies social security money and
spend it on booze.
Hobo's don't die. They just get made into jerky.